did i get caught in the cookie jar,
break another window
or stray off too far
what did i do
talk to my teddy bear
but he won’t listen
just sits and stares at me
looks like he’s laughing
so i punch him in the nose
throw him against the wall
but i’m so big
and he’s so small
i pick him up and straighten his ears
i’m not as mean as they are
don’t want to play with my army men
you know it gets old
when your side always wins
tired of the same ol’ baseball cards
don’t feel like drawing
reading’s too hard
if i was big, i’d show who’s boss
i’d be a race car driver
or a brave astronaut
maybe i’d be a cowboy
who’d save every day
get the pretty girl
then ride far…
what are those noises
out in the sun
did i hear someone say
he hit a homerun
standing on the bed
i see a ball in the grass
with tears in my eyes
and nose pressed to the glass
can jerry come out and play
Houston, Texas ‘82
Intro
Image - "Bowl
of Marbles" by Carla Kurt
Empact Image - "Boy in Window" by
Reb Frost
Darcy is a rare Australian voice actor, who is able to hide
her accent to some degree when required. She specializes in anime boy voices,
but plays female roles as well. Her serious recitations here are
wonderful.
